Ducks For Sale

Good morning.
Disney is looking to unload their Mighty Ducks (and the just-clinched Angels). Part of the sale is that the team has to stay in Anaheim, though. And whoever buys the Ducks has their work cut out for them. Anaheim had the worst attendance in the league last year. Worse than my attendance in high school Global Studies, even.
Whoever buys the team, I just hope they change the name. I bet the Ducks could goose the attendance about a thousand seats a game if their name wasn’t so lame.