Penguins: ‘Who Else Can We Fire?’

In more administrative news (see above), the Penguins have asked President Tom Rooney to step down. Apparently, having run out of players to purge, the Penguins have decided to start getting rid of people upstairs.
Ken Sawyer, president of the Penguins parent company, is taking over as president.
The Penguins haven’t won in 13 games.
Their best line is no longer Alexei Kovalev-Mario Lemieux-Jaromir Jagr. Now it’s Mathias Johansson-Rico Fata-Guillaume Lefebvre. That’s right. The once might Pittsburgh Penguins’ hot line is a bunch of journeymen.
The people of Pittsburgh must love coming out for games now.
I mean, can you ever see enough Rico Fata?

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