Twaining Day

And now for something completely different.
Maybe I’m lame, but did anyone else know that country siren Shania Twain likes to run around in sexy hockey outfits?
I’m serious. Look here. You can catch her in a sparkly Leafs jersey (complete with matching gloves), an Ottawa t-shirt, a mid-riff-baring Habs ensemble (also sparkly), a Calgary prom dress, and a Gretzky jersey dress.
The Timmins, Ontario native needs to wear more of these outfits. It’s enough to make the American south turn on hockey.
Now what the hell does her music sound like? I just know I don’t like it.