Who’s that kind of annoying guy who does that jokey column for Sports Illustrated? He’s the head monologue writer for David Letterman? Anyway, I should sell him this joke:
- Wow. Imagine how Martin Brodeur would be playing if his personal life wasn’t a soap opera.
The Montreal tabloids are going crazy with tales about the goaltender’s separation from his wife and his alleged affair with his sister-in-law.
I’m working on a script for a TV series about Brodeur’s life. It’s called (BARRY) MELROSE PLACE.
Come on. I’m just trying to pay some bills here.