This might be a little lame.
I’m working on a column about mascots for New York Sports Express and I discovered this page about Wild Wing, the mascot for the Ducks.
It hasn’t been updated in a while: “What we do know is that [Wild Wing] repels from the ceiling of The Pond in Anaheim and he is pretty tight with Paul Kariya.”
I hope they weren’t too tight. I don’t want anyone’s feelings to be hurt.
I guess this is Kariya’s new best friend.