Oh man. I can’t believe I missed this story.
Some guy is running around pretending to be Blues forward Keith Tkachuk (allegedly — innocent until proven guilty, so help me God).
The guy also had ID saying he was Brian Leetch.
Apparently the suspect, Elander Mark Lachney, pretended to be Tkachuk in 1995, too.
I bet a bunch of GMs wish their players pretended to play like Tkachuk.