Hey! Capitals fans! Does anyone have a relatively recent picture of Chris Simon? Like from the playoffs? How long is his hair now? I know it’s been short for a while — I’m just trying to make sure it’s still short. If you have a picture or a link or any insights, drop me a line at puck-at-popupdate-dot-com. You know how to translate that, right?
UPDATE: Eric from Off Wing Opinion helpfully reminded me that Simon last played in Chicago.
I soooo need a public editor here.