Heatley: ‘I’m On the Game’

So I’m pretty lame. I’m psyched Dany Heatley is going to be on the cover of NHL 2004. Fans of the game will recall that Heatley’s gap-toothed face graces the opening montage of NHL 2003, where a bunch of players say “It’s in the game.”
So this is like a promotion for Heatley.
NHL 2004 looks really nice. You can negotiate contracts, which I love. I always hate that you trade even-skilled players evenly, even though in real life they could make wildly different amounts.
Then I remember it’s just a game. But for that one minute before I realize, I’m pretty agitated.