Who’s the Captain?

The lockout has been going on for a while.
Red Wings goalie Manny Legace ran into Red Wings captain Steve Yzerman at a skating rink and didn’t even recognize him.
I feel so bad for Detroit that there’s no hockey going on. They love the Red Wings so much. The Detroit Free Press has been covering Yzerman’s use of a helmet visor like it’s breaking news:

    “This just in…the visor he’ll wear during games won’t be as tinted as his practice visor. We now return you to “Who’s the Boss,” already in progress. I wish Tony and Angela would just freaking do it already. What do you mean we’re still on the air…”