NHL: ‘We Have Steroids, Too! Congress! We’re Over Here! Call Us’

Am I the only one who thinks all of this hockey steroid and stimulant talk is the league’s sad attempt to get people thinking about hockey as a sport as big and as bad as baseball?
It just seems so random.
Also, as someone who’s been without the Rangers for quite some time, it’s nice to read about a star-studded team crashing and burning. Yup. AK Bars Kazan were bounced out of the first round of the Russian league playoffs. AK Bars Kazan, or the Bad News Bars, as I like to call them, is like an NHL All-Star team. A really bad one.
Of course, the Rangers never even make the playoffs, so the Bad News Bars have something up on them.