A Nice Lockout

So even if the Penguins win the Stanley Cup, they still won’t make any money?
So I’m no economist (although I played one for three seasons on WEBSTER), but maybe player salaries aren’t the only problem with certain teams.
How exactly could the Penguins make money? If the players paid to play? If they charged $500 a ticket? If they sold their own pucks to visiting teams? If they put a toll on both blue lines?
I’m just trying to figure out finance.
I don’t know. Maybe I should start with my checkbook.