Flying Low Again

A lot of people are wondering how Philadelphia Flyer Simon Gagne is managing to score at will this season.
The answer is pretty obvious, though.
He’s just about the only healthy Flyer.
Who else is going to score? Or sharpen the skates? Or goaltend? Or work the penalty box door?
Defenseman Eric Desjardins is the latest Flyer to get laid out by an injury. He’ll be out eight to 10 weeks.
The Flyers have eight injured players as I type this, but I suppose that number could be as high as 10 by the end of this sentence.
It’s pretty crazy. The Flyers are actually talking to Terrell Owens about suiting up for them.