Yawn. The Rangers traded for Mighty Duck Petr Sykora, giving up only the underperforming defenseman Maxim Kondratiev. This is the trade everyone has known about since like December. I mean, I didn’t know the Rangers would give up Kondratiev, who’s been inconsistent at best, but I think everyone knew the Rangers were looking for another shooter.
Whose last name rhymed with pykora.
Speaking of the Rangers, Hockeybird had a hilarious Rangers’ post Friday. If you’ve ever wondered if Jed Ortmeyer is a part of the HMO or OHM line, you’ll love this post.