Funny Headlines

Thrashers need wins, luck for playoffs

Yeah. No other NHL teams need/needed wins and/or luck to make the playoffs. I propose this headline:

Thrashers need ice, pucks for hockey

This isn’t a funny headline, but Phil Mushnick isn’t a fan of NBC’s time-on-ice graphic (login info.).
Two things to know about Mushnick, though:

  1. He never writes about hockey
  2. He hates all on-screen graphics.

Oh. By the way:

Thrashers need air, water for life