Having just watched the Rangers go down two games to none to the Devils, I’m out of words, so I’ll hand things over to Mrs. PuckUpdate:
Why do you need [Jaromir] Jagr to score on a five-on-three? I could score on a five-on-three.
Also, thanks to SI for pointing out that Howie Mandel is voicing some NHL promos — and mentioning it without judgment. I wish I had that kind of restraint. Because I kind of have to judge when of all the hockey fans in the world, the NHL decides to go with the guy whose career is built almost exclusively on wearing a glove on his head. When I first heard that Mandel promo, I actually thought ‘Geez. Was Tom Green working the day they recorded?’