Bruins Like a Duck

Ray Shero is close to being the new Bruins’ GM.
The only reason I care is I’m a big fan of his dad, the enigmatic NHL coach Fred Shero. I have no idea if Ray will be like his dad, and write strange quotes on the locker room chalkboard and have his players practice going over the boards, but I kind of hope he’s that kind of GM.
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Also, geez, Joe Beninati and Neil Smith are boring calling Anaheim-Edmonton for OLN. I don’t think I heard anything interesting the whole night. If OLN wanted Gary Thorne, they should have just gotten Gary Thorne.
By the way, Thorne is a columnist for the Bangor Daily News.
Weird.
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Everyone remember to congratulate Jes on his playoff ‘stache.