Retire in Arizona

The Coyotes sure do love old forwards. Hot on the heels of last year’s poorly conceived Brett Hull signing and this summer’s Jeremy Roenick elder-grab, they’re looking to land Owen Nolan.
I know Nolan went through a million tests to prove he’s healthy, but I’m wondering if he’ll make it out of next season. I’m also wondering if coach Wayne Gretzky is just collecting guys who played when he did.
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Not hockey related, but goodbye Sploid.