No Captain Kapanen

So Jason Smith, aka not Sami Kapanen, is the new captain of the Flyers (login info.).
Obviously, I wasn’t consulted on this. I guess it’s better than Buffalo’s Captain of the Month Club. The C comes with a nice mustard, too, as part of Buffalo’s ongoing commitment to the criminally underused Mustard of the Month Club concept.
Also, I know this is old, but I kind of forgot to mention it: how is Jay McKee injured already? At this rate, St. Louis will be lucky if they get 100 games out of his contract.
Also, here is my take on the NHL off-season for n+1, the journal of politics, literature, and culture.