Metro Diary

Coming home tonight, I saw a young couple. The male was wearing a Rangers’ jersey and the female was wearing a Czech national team Jagr jersey. This older guy runs up to them on the train and asks if the Rangers played at the Garden tonight. They told him the Rangers had. He asked who the Rangers played and they told him the Devils. Then, he asked if the Rangers won, and they said the Rangers had beaten the Devils. Then, the guy walked to the other end of the car and the couple made out.
So take that baseball playoffs.