What Do You Do with a Sponge and a Rusty Spanner?

Ian Winwood of the The Guardian, an English paper/site takes a look at the NHL and concludes what a lot of North Americans already know: Gary Bettman runs the NHL like someone who hates the game. Nothing new, but it’s kind of cool because it’s coming out of England.
Kind of like 70s punk.
On a semi-related note, today I learned former Bruins goalie Byron Dafoe is English.
Thanks to SportsFilter for the first link; I found the second one all by myself.