Gaborik Too Demanding?

Wow. Marian Gaborik’s agent decided to address what he calls the misconceptions about Gaborik’s contract demands. I suspect this is the list of alleged demands he’s talking about:

  • $8 million year/35 years
  • Gaborik’s own personal uniform (must be yellow!)
  • Gaborik has use of Zamboni when not being used for games
  • Wild coach Jacques Lemaire can no longer tell Gaborik when to leave and jump on the ice
  • Wild change their name to Minnesota Gabba Gabba Gaboriks (name negotiable)
  • Gaborik allowed to play against Pee Wee teams between periods; goals count toward Gaborik’s NHL stats.